Weird Shit in Philadelphia

3 things worth your time in Philadelphia over the next two weeks. Starting with Eastern State Penitentiary and Punch Line Philly.

What’s on

FRI

FRI 7:00 PM • $40-79

“A real abandoned prison, five haunted houses, and a bar in Al Capone's cell”

SAT

SAT 12:00 PM • See Website

“Drag queens and bottomless mimosas at noon. Dinner plans are already cancelled.”

SUN

SUN 3:00 PM • See Website

“Philly's greatest never-famous rocker holds a press conference. Then a band plays.”

Updated September 22, 2026